﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>ChildOfTheInvader's Xanga</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from ChildOfTheInvader</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>I'm so awesome.</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823062/im-so-awesome/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823062/im-so-awesome/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:04:27 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Quizzes_Puzzles/Personality_Quizzes/Which_Superhero_Are_You/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/extras/marvel_resultcard_k.jpg" border="0"&gt; &lt;br&gt;Find out Which Marvel Superhero Are You at&amp;nbsp; LiquidGeneration.com!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I WASN'T EVEN TRYING AHAHAHAHHAA.&lt;br&gt;I win.&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823062/im-so-awesome/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>I'm so awesome.</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823054/im-so-awesome/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823054/im-so-awesome/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:04:19 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Quizzes_Puzzles/Personality_Quizzes/Which_Superhero_Are_You/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/extras/marvel_resultcard_k.jpg" border="0"&gt; &lt;br&gt;Find out Which Marvel Superhero Are You at&amp;nbsp; LiquidGeneration.com!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I WASN'T EVEN TRYING AHAHAHAHHAA.&lt;br&gt;I win.&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/662823054/im-so-awesome/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Huh!</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/656799248/huh/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/656799248/huh/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:54:33 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;table style="" cellpadding="5"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;h2 style="margin: 0pt 0pt 5px; width: 560px; float: right;"&gt;The Window Shopper&lt;/h2&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;h3 style="margin: 0pt; width: 560px; float: right; font-weight: normal;"&gt;Random Gentle Love Dreamer (&lt;span style=""&gt;RGLD&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/h3&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif" alt="The Window Shopper" style="float: left;" border="1"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;div id="text-n-opp" style="display: block; width: 560px; float: right;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt;"&gt; Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are &lt;strong&gt;The Window Shopper&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt;"&gt; You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt;"&gt; Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt;"&gt; Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;div id="exact-opposite" style="border: 1px solid rgb(221, 221, 221); margin: 0pt 30px 0pt 0pt; background: rgb(238, 238, 238) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; float: right; width: 220px; text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-size: 90%;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt 0pt; width: 220px;"&gt;Your exact female opposite:&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="width: 220px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Stiletto&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSMf_thumb.gif" alt="The Stiletto" style="border: 1px solid rgb(221, 221, 221); padding: 3px; background: rgb(255, 255, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="1"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p style="margin: 10px 0pt; width: 220px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Deliberate Brutal Sex Master&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p id="avoid" style="margin: 25px 0pt 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="text-transform: uppercase;"&gt; Always avoid: &lt;/span&gt; The Hornivore (RBSM)&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;p id="consider" style="margin: 25px 0pt 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="text-transform: uppercase;"&gt; Consider: &lt;/span&gt; The Gentleman (DGLM), The Loverboy (RGLM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test" target="_new"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Online Dating Persona Test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/match?kw=personals" target="_new"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;OkCupid&lt;/b&gt; -&amp;nbsp; personals &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com" target="_new"&gt;Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Home for the summer~!&amp;nbsp; Norry's coming up in about a month, and I can't wait.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My computer's in critical condition.&amp;nbsp; &amp;gt;:&amp;nbsp; 'S okay, though, 'cause Jolie just got Bioshock for the X-Box we were kind-of given...?&amp;nbsp; ANyway.&amp;nbsp; She's distracted.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Birdwatching this weekend!&amp;nbsp; It will be &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;awesome&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...I have a headache.&amp;nbsp; D:&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/656799248/huh/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, March 27, 2008</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/649193384/item/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/649193384/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:59:38 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/20070712/FOREIGN/107110094/1003" target="_new"&gt;NEAT.&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/649193384/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, March 19, 2008</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/647773169/item/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/647773169/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:54:10 GMT</pubDate><description>&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &lt;table style="border: 1px solid rgb(255, 0, 0); margin: 5px; padding: 5px; font-family: arial,verdana,'sans serif'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-family: arial,verdana,'sans serif'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your &lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity" target="_new"&gt;Ultimate Purity Score&lt;/a&gt; Is... &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(255, 0, 0); padding: 4px;" width="125"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Category&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(255, 0, 0); padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Score&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(255, 0, 0); padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Average&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Self-Lovin'&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;65%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Explored the pleasures of the flesh&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;64.6%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Shamelessness&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;85.7%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Has yet to see self in mirror&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;78.8%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Sex Drive&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;94.7%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Pope is envious&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;77.1%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Straightness&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;91.1%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just go &lt;i&gt;fuck&lt;/i&gt; something, okay?&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;43.8%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Gayness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;100%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;83.6%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Fucking Sick&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;95.6%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Refreshingly normal&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;89.8%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); vertical-align: top; font-family: arial,verdana,'sans serif'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size: 12pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;td colspan="3" style="padding: 12px; vertical-align: top; font-family: arial,verdana,'sans serif'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size: 12pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"&gt;You are 87.72% pure&lt;br&gt;Average Score: 72.3%&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="3"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity" target="_new"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Take The Ultimate Purity Test&lt;br&gt;and see how you match up!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(By &lt;a href="http://theferrett.livejournal.com/" target="_new"&gt;The Ferrett&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/647773169/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>lolz</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/646447605/lolz/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/646447605/lolz/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:31:11 GMT</pubDate><description>In Tennessee.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;:3&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/646447605/lolz/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>A Revelation</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/644468209/a-revelation/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/644468209/a-revelation/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:02:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;nucleus : nuclear :: uncle : unclear&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Think about it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Think about it&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/644468209/a-revelation/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Fuck.</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/643233677/fuck/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/643233677/fuck/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:15:10 GMT</pubDate><description>I'm the worst daughter ever.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;*Flings the genetics book across the room*&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/643233677/fuck/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Saturday, February 16, 2008</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642615642/item/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642615642/item/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:53:46 GMT</pubDate><description>ONE.&amp;nbsp; MONTH.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One month one month one month one month.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Onnnnnnne moooooooonth&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Una mes!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;EEEEEEEEEE.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ALksjflkasdjlakshflakshflaksfhlakshflakshal!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642615642/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Friday, February 15, 2008</title><link>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642572668/item/</link><guid>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642572668/item/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:52:23 GMT</pubDate><description>Wicked Faire last weekend was awesome.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Missed class the last two days due to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;sick&lt;/span&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Like, legit real-type sick.&amp;nbsp; DX&amp;nbsp; Made an appointment with Health services for tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Going to sleep more now.&amp;nbsp; Hopefully Norry'll be online when I wake up.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://childoftheinvader.xanga.com/642572668/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>